I no u know what special qualities does a comedian have to have?

Da! Comedians have to be funny otherwise they aren't really considered a comedian! But what I wanna no is if any of people out there are GREAT COMEDIANS? I'm bored so pleaseeeeeee amke me laugh by telling me a joke of anything funny wat so ever. (No rudeness please) And if I find that yours is the funniest- you will be granted the top comedian of the year by me, and of course receive the best answer. What do you have to lose? Show me the comedian inside yourself